But as I exclaim in this video, it is truly awesome. Let’s define awesome: Causing awe or terror; inspiring wonder or excitement. Let's see... Awe? Yes. Terror? Definitely. Wonder and excitement? Yes and yes. Yep, this whole ride is pretty much awesome on all levels.
The kid is already pushing my buttons, though. It will move CONSTANTLY and then when I get the video camera out it totally stops moving. It's like it KNOWS and is already being willfully disobedient. I'm sure I probably deserve it for all the things I did to my parents growing up. But seriously... my future will be filled with "smile for daddy!" And the first sentence my kid pieces together will probably be, "Stop being such an ass, daddy!"
The kid is already pushing my buttons, though. It will move CONSTANTLY and then when I get the video camera out it totally stops moving. It's like it KNOWS and is already being willfully disobedient. I'm sure I probably deserve it for all the things I did to my parents growing up. But seriously... my future will be filled with "smile for daddy!" And the first sentence my kid pieces together will probably be, "Stop being such an ass, daddy!"
When the baby is born there is a book an adult kids picture book, "Go the fuck to sleep". You might enjoy it, just don't be an ass and actually read it to your kid.
ReplyDeleteYes. We already have a copy of it and love it. But won't be showing it to the baby for quite some time.
ReplyDeleteI especially like Samuel Jackson's reading of it. Nobody can drop the F-bomb like him.