I also imagined myself not being an ass by editing all these wonderful videos together since we’ve now taken several days worth of video footage. Again, silly me.
I did make THIS however.
Real productive, I know.
Honestly, it’s all I can do just to keep her clean, fed, burped and changed. If I accomplish this by the end of the day, I consider it a success.
But if it’s not one thing, it’s another. One minute, minor diaper rash flares up again and just when I get that under control my wife notices a sore on her neck where all her baby fat folds are bunched together. Dad of the year I am not.
Seriously, why can’t I be as cool as THIS guy?
Only I later found out that the guy in the video isn’t even a dad. What a poser.