... Or parenthood from the male perspective.
... Or parenthood from the male perspective.
Being a man, I really don't know what it is like to be pregnant. I can ONLY imagine and even that probably pales in comparison to reality. My wife puts it nicely here:
I imagine a bowling ball with angry eyes a la Mario Bros. Maybe a Bullet Bill crossed with a Bob Bomb. And this bowling ball is charging down the lane. And my wife and I are the pins waiting to be knocked down at the end of the lane.
The best thing about there being 2 of us and one baby is that if we are pins with a 1/10 split, the kid will likely only knock one of us down leaving the other to pick up the pieces.
I know that being a parent is going to be hard, but I can count on my wife to not be an ass most of the time and I hope she can say the same about me.
