How not to be an ass? Stop neglecting all my fans by not posting any pictures or videos for more than a week. And by "fans", I mean mostly my friends and family. If anyone else is watching, you are awesome and I apologize if you were waiting for me to get my act together.
Another way to not be an ass. Read books with your daughter. And if you have a daughter, read this counting book based on Pride and Prejudice.
(Not that boys can't like Pride and Prejudice) It's just... more of a girl thing I think.
And a great way to be even less of an ass? Read it with an English accent. My wife really got a kick out of that. Anything to score points, right?
Oh, by the way... VB has now been outside the womb longer than she was inside of it. Big milestone. Bigger I think for my wife. But still pretty cool.
And yes, I realize that my "anything to score points" comment totally makes me an ass. Sue me.