Pregnant women glow. No
really. They glow! So why is it when they are told they are
glowing they get real sarcastic and refuse to believe it? How can they not see how beautiful they are?
So I looked it up and here
is the proof. Dr. Sears says so and it
must be true! Read it and weep,
ladies. Increased blood flow and
secretions from oil glands make the glow happen.
Ok, and maybe there are some funky male hormones coursing through
my body making me want to shower adoration on my wife. I’d like to think this just happens because
we are truly perfect and stupid for each other. But it makes sense biologically to want to protect her and any
future offspring to increase the chances of my genetic survival.
Yeah, THAT
doesn’t make me sound like an ass at all!
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